He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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