I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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