I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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