You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Woke up backwards on a recliner
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Randomize