...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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