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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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