i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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