I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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