i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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