Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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