I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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