i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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