I'm sorry my penis didn't work
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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