I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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