just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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