Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize
