ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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