So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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