Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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