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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me