Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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