You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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