whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
