I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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