my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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