Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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