your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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