my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I didn't notice because vodka
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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