I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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