My liver just broke up with me...
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you