he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Randomize
