accomplished twins. life is a go
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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