if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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