No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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