well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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