How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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