so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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