fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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