you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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