smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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