I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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