I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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