How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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