he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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