Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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