he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I think my moral compass just broke
Randomize
