your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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