i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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