It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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