remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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