beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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