he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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