Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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