So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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