dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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