Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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