All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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